Quotes from Only Murders in the Building Season 3

Only Murders in the Building Season 3

The tv series Only Murders in the Building Season 3 was released on August 8, 2023. Starring Paul Rudd and Meryl Streep as guests. It is about three people who create a podcast based on the investigation.

Only Murders in the Building Season 3 Quotes

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Kimber: Are you guys stalking my serum?
Charles: Oh! Yes, because we are all anti-aging.

Only Murders in the Building Season 3 Quote
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Oliver: The thing about Kimber, I just found out that she has two million Tik Tokkee people.
Mabel: Followers. I know.
Oliver: Which is great press for our show. Now our stage manager, on the other hand, is a world-class grump who has only 12 followers. Can we look in that direction?

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Charles: All this is to say I’m just like you. I’m nobody special.
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Oliver: My first table read, there was a young actor, and he got very nervous, and he was missing lines, inaudible dialogue. It was painful.
Loretta: Yes.
Oliver: Everyone tells me to fire him, but I refused. And you know who that young actor was?
Loretta: No. No!
Oliver: No one you’d know. Everyone was right. He was a train wreck. I fired him three weeks later.

5

Cinda: You know, it’s amazing the amount of steaming horses**t you can feed the American public if you tell them it’s organic.

Only Murders in the Building Season 3 Quote

Only Murders in the Building

2021 - 2023

The tv show Only Murders in the Building is a comedy about three people who create a true crime podcast. It stars Martin Short, Steve Martin, and Selena Gomez.

Quotes from Only Murders in the Building Season 3

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Oliver: Nothing brings people together like a common enemy. That, or a good cheese plate.

Only Murders in the Building Season 3 Quote
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Joy: I’ve been reading the Kama Sutra and we haven’t done the antelope yet.

8

Cliff: Do you remember what my doctor told me on my 8th birthday?
Donna DeMeo: That it was time to stop breastfeeding.
Cliff: And what did you say?
Donna DeMeo: That you should never give up on something you love.
Cliff: You made me believe that, Mom.

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Charles: Had a complicated but ultimately copacetic working relationship. I hope you gave the police a better performance than whatever that was. I gave them an honest statement, not to mention a complete list of alibi witnesses, and a doctor’s note saying I’m too weak to kill!
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Ben Glenroy: No, I was a 31-year-old man playing a high school senior. I was lost. And lonely. And they hadn’t invented Propecia yet, so I was also terrified. But, worst of all, I was jealous of everyone else. My broke actor friends doing off-Broadway plays for free? They had artistic integrity. All the people I grew up with? They had real jobs, kids they loved, families. But it didn’t do me any good to compare myself to them. The people who figure their sh*t out right away are boring. The late bloomers? People like us? We make the world go round. You can afford to take your time, Mabel. What you can’t afford to do is waste it.

Cast: Steve Martin, Martin Short, Selena Gomez, Paul Rudd, and Meryl Streep.

Quotes from Season 3 - tv show Only Murders in the Building on Hulu

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Oliver: No peacocking!

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Mabel: If there’s one thing I know, it’s that we’re good at living on the edge.
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Doctor: I’m going to prescribe you some medications, but you need to change your diet, too. Cut out dips.
Oliver: Doctor, are you trying to kill me? 

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Joy: Let’s celebrate. Wanna go to the fish store?

15

Howard: May I step out to call my therapist?

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Ben: You went over to the director, told him I was a phony, and got me fired. I was 8 years old.
Charles: Did you act a lot with your hands?
Ben: Do you have any idea what that did to me? It means that every job I go to, I’m still that little boy who can’t hack it. Even now.

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Oliver: I didn’t realize you were going to the funeral.
Charles: Why would I not go to the funeral?
Oliver: Well, I mean, it’s more of a fancy who’s who kind of thing.

18

Uma: At least you had the consideration to keep the body out of the
building this time.
Charles: You always know just what to say, Uma.
Uma: It’s a god*amn gift.

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Cinda: What about money? Money changes minds. I’m gonna write you a check.
Mabel: I don’t want it.
Cinda: What if I add another zero?
Mabel: No.
Cinda: Another?
Mabel: No.

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Charles: Well, my pants are still on, so that’s a good sign.

Episode Guide

Only Murders in the Building Season 3 (2023)

Episode 1. The Show Must …
Oliver met new actress Loretta Durkin at the audition for his new play on Broadway. Four months later, on the read-through of the play, Loretta failed. The leading actor, Ben Glenroy, offers to fire her. He collapsed during the performance and was declared dead. Eventually, Ben returns to the theater and reveals that he has food poisoning. When Oliver, Charles, and Mabel were taking the elevator they witnessed the death of Ben. They decide to start the investigation.

My Episode 2. The Beat Goes On.
The trio attends the funeral where Charles and Mabel meet Gregg. It turns out that he is a fan, that’s why he handcuffed the suspicious people. Mabel reveals that the tv series with Glenroy helped her to survive after her father’s death. Eventually, Charles admits that he was the reason for Ben’s child trauma. Oliver had a minor heart attack when he realized that his play could be panned.

Episode 3. Grab Your Hankies.
Oliver decides to create the musical. Charles finds out that Kimber doesn’t have the hankie. Eventually, Loretta shows her talent and voice.

My Episode 4. The White Room.
Charles tries to pass the block on the stage. The reason for his white room is that Joy moved to his apartment. Mabel refuses to cooperate with Cinda.

Episode 5. Ah, Love!
Episode 6. Ghost Light.
Episode 7. CoBro.
Episode 8. Sitzprobe.
Episode 9. Thirty.
Episode 10. Opening Night.

Trailer

Only Murders in the Building

2021 - 2023

Cast:

Steve Martin as Charles-Haden Savage
Martin Short as Oliver Putnam
Selena Gomez as Mabel Mora
Paul Rudd as Ben Glenroy
Meryl Streep as Loretta Durkin

Genre: drama, comedy

Company Credits

20th Century Fox Television, 40 Share Productions, Another Hoffman Story Productions, Rhode Island Ave. Productions, Hulu.  

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