Only Murders in the Building is comedy tv series about three people who create a true crime podcast based on the investigation. The tv show stars Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez. The tv series Only Murders in the Building Season 3 was released on August 8, 2023.
Cinda: When I was an intern at the Post, Kay Graham gave me a great piece of advice. She said, “Don’t be too good at a job you don’t want.”
If you never take a risk, Howard, your life will stay exactly as it is forever.
– But I’ve always wanted to be a children’s librarian.
– I’m a librarian.
– Shut up.
– That’s our slogan.
Bonny: You know what I just realized? I fu***ing hate the heat.
Charles: She used the word “Manhatty”, and you just used “hot goss”. It’s like I’m watching Squid Games without subtitles. Just … I’ll give you $200.
Mabel: I’ll do it free of charge. $200 on the Upper West Side will just get me a bagel and a soy latte.
Only Murders in the Building
2021 - 2023
The tv show Only Murders in the Building is comedy about three people who create a true crime podcast based on the investigation. The tv series stars Martin Short, Steve Martin, and Selena Gomez.
Only Murders in the Building Quotes Season 2 on Hulu
Charles: There’s a thin line between civilization and chaos, and that line is electricity.
Lester: Uh, just a little light stage stuff when I was younger.
Mabel: Oh, sh*t!
Lester: I graduated from Juilliard. Started out off-Broadway with Tracy Letts. We were rivals. Hand to God.
Charles: And what happened if you don’t mind me asking?
Lester: No, it’s fine. I just realized that my true passion was being a doorman, and I left the theater behind.
Charles: Really?
Lester: Are you nuts? No. I stopped getting hired, developed a drinking problem, and was homeless for a while. Almost died, cleaned up, took the first job I could get, and I’ve been stuck here ever since.
Lucy: This is why, out of the five dads that I have had, you are by far my favorite.
– Okay, where’s the wheelchair?
– Didn’t you read the stage directions?
– No, I have one line.
– Charles, your test scores are off the charts! The network wants you out of the wheelchair immediately, and your dementia is in remish.
– Hallelujah! It’s a miracle cure!
Oliver: Okay, so they said DNA results in 36 hours, and here I am, refreshing my inbox. I got nothing. I’m a mess, Charles. All I want is a soothing bowl of tzatziki, but Greek food is triggering for me right now. What if I lose my son and my dips in a single day?
Charles: Yes. You can stay here until your email comes.
Cast:
Steve Martin as Charles-Haden Savage
Martin Short as Oliver Putnam
Selena Gomez as Mabel Mora
Tina Fey as Cinda Canning
Cara Delevingne as Alice
TV Series:
Season 1 (2021)
Season 2 (2022)
Season 3 (2023)
Quotes from Only Murders in the Building
Mabel: You’re not going to get that break unless you speak up. Make it happen. Act like a producer, not an assistant.
Dad. If you’re not my father, then I don’t know what a father is.
There may be more to life than cats.
Poppy: I don everything for you. I get your lunch, and I respond to all your mail, and I pick up your dry cleaning, and I drop off your dry cleaning, and I pick up your dry cleaning, and I drop off your dry cleaning, and … Why don’t you just wear something that you can wash?
“Don’t tell anyone else about this. I’m the only person on the NYPD who thinks you’re too stupid to have pulled off this murder.”
Only Murders in the Building Season 2 (2022)
Episode 1. Persons of Interest
Oliver, Charles, and Mabel have to clear their names because of the murder of B. Fogler.
Episode 2. Framed
The relative of the victim shows up at a memorial for Bunny. The armature investigators ask questions of condo neighbors.
Episode 3. The Last Day of Bunny Folger
The discovery of the last day of the Board President of condo.
Episode 4. Here’s Looking at You
Lucy tells about hidden secrets of Arconia building.
Episode 5. The Tell
The amateur investigators try to find the liar inside art party.
Episode 6. Performance Review
Poppy, the assistant of Cinda, wants the promotion and new career. Her boss is the successful competitor of podcast industry.
Episode 7. Flipping the Pieces
Mabel tries to recall her past and meets new friend. Oliver waits the result of the father test.
Episode 8. Hello, Darkness
The blackout in New York. It’s the way to find new lover, friend, or killer.
Episode 9. Sparring Partners
Oliver knows the result of farther test. Mabel recalls her past.
Episode 10. I Know Who Did It
The unexpected person was discovered as the killer of Board President at Arconia.
Only Murders in the Building
2021 - 2023
Cast:
Steve Martin as Charles-Haden Savage
Martin Short as Oliver Putnam
Selena Gomez as Mabel Mora
Tina Fey as Cinda Canning
Cara Delevingne as Alice
Genre: drama, comedy
TV Series:
Season 1 (2021)
Season 2 (2022)
Season 3 (2023)
20th Century Fox Television, 40 Share Productions, Another Hoffman Story Productions, Rhode Island Ave. Productions, Hulu.
