Sprung 2022 TV Series Quotes

Sprung is a comedy tv series created by Greg Garcia. Jack and others were released due to the pandemic. They use their expertise for good. It starts Martha Plimpton, Garret Dillahunt, Shakira Barrera, Phillip Garcia, and Clare Gillies. The premiere of the tv show Sprung was in 2022.

Sprung 2022 Quotes

Gloria: I need a credit card for the shipping. Barb?

Barb: I don’t have a credit card.

Gloria: How do you not have a credit card?

Barb: Because I’m not a s**ker who buys things they can’t afford just to pay interest for the rest of my life.

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Dad: Do you have a suit?
Jack: No, just Dad’s tux that I went to court in, but the prison moths did a number on it. Do you think I need one?
Dad: Of course, you need one. You need the dress like the man you wanna be.

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Barb: My son dating a str*pper isn’t embarrassing?

Wiggles: Str*pper? I dance in a bikini, Mrs. Martinez. It’s a completely different union.

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Barb:  I don’t like the idea of the government knowing my Social Security number.

Gloria: Barb, the government already knows your Social Security number.

Barb: Not my new one, they don’t.

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Melvin: Any man can get any woman if he pushes the right buttons.

Sprung

2022

Sprung is a comedy tv series created by Greg Garcia. Jack and others were released due to the pandemic. They use their expertise for good. The tv show  starts Martha Plimpton, Garret Dillahunt, and Shakira Barrera.

TV Series:

Season 1 (2022)

Quotes from Sprung TV Show (2022)

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Gloria: Turns out, he was lying the whole time.

Barb: So? So what? Men lie all the time.

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Melvin: How do they expect you to make something out of yourself if they’re not willing to give you a chance. The whole point is to rehabilitate. Bulls**t like that is the reason this system is a revolving door.

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Barb: We could k*ll him.

Gloria: K*ll him? I thought you were religious.

Barb: I am. Read the Bible sometime. That thing’s well-to-all m*rder.

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Barb: I was with an older man once. Fourteen. I was thirteen.  

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Jack: Barb. You got an old suit I can borrow?

Barb: What do you need a suit for?

Jack: My parents told me I got an uncle that lives nearby. They asked me to go visit him, but I wanted to look nice.

Barb: Sorry. My father only had one suit and we buried him in it. I have a shovel in the garage.

Jack: I told my uncle I’d see him today at 2:30, so I’m not sure I got time to dig up a body.

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Melvin: You haven’t come over to buy toilet paper in a while.

Barb: Been const*pated.

Trailer

Sprung

2022

Cast:

Martha Plimpton as Barb

Garret Dillahunt as Jack

Shakira Barrera as Gloria

Phillip Garcia as Rooster

Clare Gillies as Wiggles

James Earl as Melvin

Kate Walsh as Congresswoman Paula Tackleberry

Genre: comedy

TV Series Seasons:  1

Company Credits

3 Arts Entertainment, Amazon Studios.

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