Sprung 2022 Quotes
Gloria: I need a credit card for the shipping. Barb?
Barb: I don’t have a credit card.
Gloria: How do you not have a credit card?
Barb: Because I’m not a s**ker who buys things they can’t afford just to pay interest for the rest of my life.
Dad: Do you have a suit?
Jack: No, just Dad’s tux that I went to court in, but the prison moths did a number on it. Do you think I need one?
Dad: Of course, you need one. You need the dress like the man you wanna be.
Barb: My son dating a str*pper isn’t embarrassing?
Wiggles: Str*pper? I dance in a bikini, Mrs. Martinez. It’s a completely different union.
Barb: I don’t like the idea of the government knowing my Social Security number.
Gloria: Barb, the government already knows your Social Security number.
Barb: Not my new one, they don’t.
Melvin: Any man can get any woman if he pushes the right buttons.
Sprung
2022
Sprung is a comedy tv series created by Greg Garcia. Jack and others were released due to the pandemic. They use their expertise for good. The tv show starts Martha Plimpton, Garret Dillahunt, and Shakira Barrera.
TV Series:
Season 1 (2022)
Quotes from Sprung TV Show (2022)
Gloria: Turns out, he was lying the whole time.
Barb: So? So what? Men lie all the time.
Melvin: How do they expect you to make something out of yourself if they’re not willing to give you a chance. The whole point is to rehabilitate. Bulls**t like that is the reason this system is a revolving door.
Barb: We could k*ll him.
Gloria: K*ll him? I thought you were religious.
Barb: I am. Read the Bible sometime. That thing’s well-to-all m*rder.
Barb: I was with an older man once. Fourteen. I was thirteen.
Jack: Barb. You got an old suit I can borrow?
Barb: What do you need a suit for?
Jack: My parents told me I got an uncle that lives nearby. They asked me to go visit him, but I wanted to look nice.
Barb: Sorry. My father only had one suit and we buried him in it. I have a shovel in the garage.
Jack: I told my uncle I’d see him today at 2:30, so I’m not sure I got time to dig up a body.
Melvin: You haven’t come over to buy toilet paper in a while.
Barb: Been const*pated.
Sprung
2022
Cast:
Martha Plimpton as Barb
Garret Dillahunt as Jack
Shakira Barrera as Gloria
Phillip Garcia as Rooster
Clare Gillies as Wiggles
James Earl as Melvin
Kate Walsh as Congresswoman Paula Tackleberry
Genre: comedy
TV Series Seasons: 1
3 Arts Entertainment, Amazon Studios.
