Ted Lasso Quotes Season 3 Episode 5
The Apple TV series Ted Lasso Quotes Season 3 Episode 5 “Signs”. It stars Jason Sudeikis, Hannah Waddingham, and Juno Temple. Season 3 Episode 5 of the tv show “Ted Lasso” was released on 12 April 2023.
Keeley: Do you want to go see the Richmond match tonight? Either of you?
Barbara: Will it be as violent as last time?
Keeley: Probably not.
Barbara: Then no.
Ted Lasso: Belief doesn’t just happen because you hang something up on a
wall. All right? It comes from in here.
Rebecca: A few weeks ago, I sort of went and saw a psychic. Not sort of. I completely saw one.
Leslie: What did she say about the season?
Rebecca: I didn’t ask.
Leslie Higgins: Wow, that’s not very nice.
Roy: What?
Leslie: “Even with Zava, Richmond eat more ar*e than your mum.”
Coach Beard: Buddy, you got to get off Twitter.
Leslie: This is a text from my father.
Keeley: If Shandy asks to borrow an animal again, please say no.
Edward: Sorry, Keeley. She promised to get a date with a celebrity. I’ve always wanted to come out of a restaurant and say, “No pictures, please!”
Keeley Edward, got to love someone for what they are, not who they are.
Ted Lasso
The Apple tv show Ted Lasso Season 3 is about the soccer team “Richmond” in the English Premier League.
TV Series Ted Lasso Quotes
Quotes from Ted Lasso Season 3 on Apple TV+
Jack: “You are so passionate, but I have to let you go. I’m sorry, but I know someone as brilliant as you will land on their feet.”
Keeley: What did I do?
Jack: No, Keeley, sorry. That’s what you say when you fire Shandy. It’s called a compliment sandwich. You give someone bad news, but to soften the blow, you slap it between two delicious slices of compliments.
Sam: Zava, what do you think of Anastasia?
Zava: I don’t. My wife, Christina, is the only woman I see with clarity. Every other woman is a smudge. My wife is sexy, but in a girl-next-door kind of way. Glasses, ponytail, she paints.
Zava: You see, I am no prophet. Prophets believe in something. I do not just believe. I know in my heart, in my bones, in my well-defined delts, traps and glutes that there is no opponent this team cannot conquer.
Jamie: I literally just said that.
Zava: You will not win because of me. You will win because you work together. Because together you can achieve anything.
Anastasia: You have very cute head.
Jade: Thank you. I got it from my father.
Ted Lasso Season 3 TV Show Quotes
Ted Lasso: I don’t know what the heck the problem is. Do you guys?
Leslie: Our defense is in shambles.
Coach Beard: Our offense is stale.
Roy: And if the boys are gonna f**king stand around watching f**king Zava all f**king match, we should make them buy f**king tickets.
Ted Lasso: Okay, so some constructive criticism. I appreciate that.
Soccer fan: I knew positive thinking was BS!
Plot Ted Lasso Season 3 Episode 5
Cast Ted Lasso Season 3
TV Show Ted Lasso Quotes Season 3
Cast:
Jason Sudeikis as Ted Lasso
Brett Goldstein as Roy Kent
Hannah Waddingham as Rebecca Welton
Juno Temple as Keeley Jones
Brendan Hunt as Coach Beard
Nick Mohammed as Nathan Shelley
Jeremy Swift as Leslie Higgins
Phil Dunster as Jamie Tartt
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