Ted Lasso Quotes Season 3 Episode 3

The Apple TV series Ted Lasso Quotes Season 3 Episode 3 “4-5-1”. It stars Jason Sudeikis, Hannah Waddingham, and Juno Temple. Season 3 Episode 3 of the tv show “Ted Lasso” was released on 29 March 2023.

Zava: I will begin by addressing the most important person in this room. Which of you is the kit man?
Will: That’s me. I am Will.
Zava: I too worked as a ball boy for a club when I was just 11 years old.
Will: I’m 25.
Zava: Your passion is why I play.

Roy: I used to fancy Julie Andrews. Well, I still do, to be fair. The voice, the eyes, the way you know she’d tell you off if you’d been bad.

Some men have a charisma that transcends orientation. Paul Newman, Idris Elba, Norm Macdonald. Zava is definitely one of those charisma unicorns.

Rebecca: And this is Leslie Higgins, our director of football.
Zava: You are the glue.
Leslie: Thank you very much.

Jamie: Who the f**k says “pre-Madonna”? What the f**k does that even mean?
Roy: It means before Madonna, female vocalists didn’t have to work that hard.
Jamie: Are you mad? You never heard of Tina Turner? F**king Stevie Nicks?

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The Apple tv show Ted Lasso Season 3 is about the soccer team “Richmond” in the English Premier League.

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Quotes from Ted Lasso Season 3 on Apple TV+

Jamie: I know we’re all excited Zava’s here. Yeah, I get that. But I know a lot of players like him, and they’re all just self-absorbed glory hunters who only care about themselves.
Coach Beard: Jamie, don’t you think that coming from you that’s a little bit ironic?

Tish: You have been through a lot recently. The dark soul of one man just disconnected you from your own. And then another beautiful and worthy soul, in a man half your age, arrived exactly at the right time. And the wrong time.
Rebecca: Sorry, how do you know that?
Tish: Well, I speak to your mother once a month for the last six years.

Jamie: I wasn’t being ironic; I was being hypocritical. That’s it. Is that right? Yes or no?
Coach Beard: Yes.
Jamie: So that was actually ironic.

Rebecca: This is your manager.
Ted Lasso: Hey, how you doing? I’m Ted Lasso.
Zava: My leader, I am an empty vessel filled with gold. I am your rock. Mold me.

Zava: My actions today have made your job much more difficult.
Keeley: No, don’t worry about it. No such thing as bad press, right?

Ted Lasso Quotes Season 3 Episode 4

Ted Lasso Season 3 TV Show Quotes

Keeley: What did you decide after Tish’s reading? Are you going to go back and see her?
Rebecca: No. No, no. It’s not for me. If I wanted to be scammed out of all my money, I’d go the old-fashioned route and become obsessively religious.

Ted Lasso: Coaching a superstar can’t be all, “How do you solve a problem like Maria?” Although, if you ask me, the Nazis were the real problem in that story. Am I right, Coach?
Coach Beard: Yes. Come on, Mother Superior, let’s have a little perspective.

Roy: You used to be the best. Now you’re not. It happens.
Jamie: You thought I was the best?
Roy: Yes. I mean, you still could be if you weren’t such a pre-Madonna.
Jamie: Did you just call me a pre-Madonna?
Roy: Yes.
Jamie: It’s prima donna.

Ted Lasso: Michelle and Henry went horseback riding with Dr. Jacob today.
Coach Beard: We’ll take two shots of whi*key. A single and a double. A triple. Two.

Plot Ted Lasso Season 3 Episode 3

Ted Lasso Quotes Season 3 Episode 3. 4-5-1.

Everybody is waiting for Zava at the press conference, and nobody knows when the star will arrive. The celebrity appears in Rebecca’s office and meets Richmond’s corporate team. Eventually, he charms them with philosophic speech and flattery. Zava introduces members of the soccer team and admires Will. It turns out that he worked as a kit man when he was a boy. Everybody is charmed by Zava except Jamie because he understands that the celebrity is an arrogant individualist.

Rebecca visits her mother’s psychic Tish, who predicts that Rebecca will have a new family and will be a mother. It makes Rebecca furious, and she leaves Tish with scandal. Later, Rebecca witnesses that some Tish predictions came true. Because Sam gave Rebecca the green matchbook.

Zava boosts the ratings and brings victories to Richmond. Eventually, they win five games thanks to celebrity and team building. Shandy starts a new project with single soccer players. She makes the videos with short interviews of single celebrities.

It turns out that Ted’s ex-wife has a relationship with their former therapist Dr. Jacob. The coach is frustrated because he doesn’t know when it starts, and it looks unethical. Eventually, the new boyfriend makes gifts for Lasso’s son and that’s disturbing Ted.

Sam invites co-workers to celebrate the opening of the new restaurant Ola’s and victories of the team. Finally, Colin comes with his friend Michael, but Trent sees them kissing each other. It’s obvious that they are lovers.

Cast Ted Lasso Season 3

TV Show Ted Lasso Quotes Season 3

Cast:
Jason Sudeikis as Ted Lasso
Brett Goldstein as Roy Kent
Hannah Waddingham as Rebecca Welton
Juno Temple as Keeley Jones
Brendan Hunt as Coach Beard
Nick Mohammed as Nathan Shelley
Jeremy Swift as Leslie Higgins
Phil Dunster as Jamie Tartt

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