Ted Lasso Quotes Season 3 Episode 2
Leslie: Zava and Chelsea are pretty much a done deal. I have confirmation of that from a very reliable source.
Rebecca: Oh, what source?
Leslie: A friend of my wife knows an agent whose masseuse moonlights as an airline steward on private jets. Now she wasn’t working today, but her coworker who can read lips, he saw Zava mouth the word “Chelsea” a lot.
Barbara: And he would just sit at the bar with a drink and chatted to me until close. And he just said, “It doesn’t matter if you ever go out with me. It’s just worth it being here to get to know you.”
Keeley: It’s a fine line between stalking and romance.
Ted Lasso: We get one goal, we’re right back in this thing, yes? But right now, we are being so unoffensive, we might as well be a Hallmark Christmas movie, you know what I’m saying?
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The Apple tv show Ted Lasso Season 3 is about the soccer team “Richmond” in the English Premier League.
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Leslie: I just got off the phone with my son’s karate teacher, who used to date the woman who ran Zava’s avocado farm …
Barbara: Oh, would you please get on with it?
Leslie: He might be going to West Ham.
Coach Beard: Because that’s Zava.
Ted Lasso: That’s Zava? Well, shoot. I didn’t know this fella played football. Hey, I said football without even thinking about it. Boy, that book really works!
Ted Lasso: Let me ask you a couple questions. One, what would you think if we sign Zava? Ted Lasso: That’s good, right?
Coach Beard: Zava? Yes.
Ted Lasso: Okay. Second question. Who is Zava?
Rebecca: Yes, but, Leslie, who wants to deal with all that drama?
Leslie: Apparently, everyone who can afford him. Chelsea, Arsenal, United, West Ham.
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Rebecca: Yes, but he is very expensive. And isn’t he supposed to be a bit of a diva?
Keeley: Yes, huge diva. Enormous. He goes through teams like you go through manicurists.
Leslie: If we got Zava, that would be amazing.
Keeley: He would be huge for the club’s brand. He’s got like 90 million followers. One time he just posted the word “7 million likes.” It got 10 million likes.
Coach Beard: What are you doing?
Ted Lasso: Oh, just taking a peek at one of these soccer strategy books you always got your nose in.
Coach Beard: What do you think?
Ted Lasso: Well, given the struggles I’ve already had with the table of contents, I think I might be best served to wait until this son of a gun comes out as a movie.
Ted Lasso: Roy, can I speak with you?
Roy: What the f**k’s a Hallmark Christmas movie?
Ted Lasso: Hey, look, man, I don’t know what your beef is with Trent, but I’m gonna need you to order off the vegan menu right now and squash it. Because your ego’s about to sabotage a whole lot more than a silly football match. You feel me? Thank you.
Barbara: You are such a f**king chickens*it. I mean if you were great, truly great, you could play anywhere. But instead, you choose a club like West Ham, because it’s big and shiny, and you know that they’ll win whether you’re there or not. And you’ll never have to wonder if you’re still as good as you tell everyone you are. But you and I know that you’re not. You’re overrated. You’re overpaid. And you eat too much f**king asparagus.
Plot Ted Lasso Season 3 Episode 2
Coach Beard shows Ted the famous video about Zava who left Juventus. He is a talented soccer player, but arrogant. Nevertheless, he can bring victories and boost team productivity. Eventually, Rupert talks with Zava and informs Rebecca that Zava will sign the contract with West Ham. After Rebecca finds Zava in the bathroom, she tells him the truth about him. Zava realizes that he can be a star only in Richmond and announces that he will sign a contract with them.
Cast Ted Lasso Season 3
TV Show Ted Lasso Quotes Season 3
Cast:
Jason Sudeikis as Ted Lasso
Brett Goldstein as Roy Kent
Hannah Waddingham as Rebecca Welton
Juno Temple as Keeley Jones
Brendan Hunt as Coach Beard
Nick Mohammed as Nathan Shelley
Jeremy Swift as Leslie Higgins
Phil Dunster as Jamie Tartt
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