Ted Lasso Quotes Season 3 Episode 1
The Apple TV series Ted Lasso Quotes Season 3 Episode 1 “Smells Like Mean Spirit”. It stars Jason Sudeikis, Hannah Waddingham, and Juno Temple. Season 3 Episode 1 of the tv show “Ted Lasso” was released on 15 March 2023.
Barbara: I noticed a business expense for flowers recurring weekly. You want to spend £200 every week on flowers?
Keeley: Yes.
Barbara: Why?
Keeley: So, the office is cheerful and smells nice.
Barbara: Flowers are for two things, Ms. Jones. Dead people and dead marriages.
Rebecca: All of them. All of them have us finishing last this season.
Leslie: It’s really rather annoying, isn’t it?
Rebecca: Every newspaper, every television pundit, every lonely middle-aged sports-blogging loser writing in his mother’s basement.
Leslie: You know, Rebecca, that stereotype really isn’t true anymore. For example, our ten-year-old, Terry, started writing a sports blog in our kitchen, which we now call his home office. For tax purposes.
Rebecca: Well, apparently, everyone alive has picked Richmond to finish in 20th place this season.
Leslie: Except the Daily Mirror, which has us finishing “twentyelf.” An adorable but devastating typo.
Flight attendant: Hello, Henry. It’s nice to see you again. Are you excited to head back home?
Henry: To all my toys? Yes. To my country’s political landscape? Not so much.
Ted Lasso: I like the new hair color.
Reporter: Thank you.
Ted Lasso: You do it just for fun or are you going through a breakup?
Reporter: Both.
Ted Lasso
The Apple tv show Ted Lasso Season 3 is about the soccer team “Richmond” in the English Premier League.
TV Series Ted Lasso Quotes
Quotes from Ted Lasso Season 3 on Apple TV+
Ted Lasso: Guys, all we got to do is remember to stay connected to one another and let anything we don’t need flow right through all the way to, I don’t know, Germany or… Where does it go, Ivor?
Ivor: Processed through a treatment plant and dumped back into the ocean, where we swim and get our seafood.
Ted Lasso: Henry and I played a whole bunch of FIFA while he was here. Very helpful. You know, we both learned who Maradona was, and I had to explain to my son why co*aine is actually bad for you.
– I had a woman accost me on the street, telling me I should fake an injury this season so I wouldn’t have to deal with the misery.
– Did you tell her to pi*s off?
– No, she was a nun.
Reporter: How dumb are you?
Ted Lasso: All right, well, you know. Well, whenever I text someone over here about money, I still spell “pounds” L-B-S.
Plot Ted Lasso Season 3 Episode 1
Ted Lasso Quotes Season 3 Episode 1. Smells Like Mean Spirit.
While Henry flies back home, Rebecca reads the press. The team is frustrated because Richmond is projected to finish in last place for the new Premier League season. The worst part is that West Ham is expected to be in the top four.
Ted gives the team a tour of London’s sewer system. It was a lesson about team spirit and improving the motivation of the players. As a result, the photos of the tour mock the team, and Nate uses them during his press conference.
Roy and Keeley break up because they have issues in their relationship. Their careers grow, and they don’t have enough time for each other. Both are frustrated and want to move on.
Rebecca asks Ted to fight back at the press conference. Eventually, Ted charms the press with his jokes. He didn’t mock Nate, but he wins with a positive impression. Henry, Ted’s son, shows his father the new toy from his mother’s friend. Finally, Ted realizes that his ex-wife has a boyfriend, and their marriage is over.
Cast Ted Lasso Season 3
TV Show Ted Lasso Quotes Season 3
Cast:
Jason Sudeikis as Ted Lasso
Brett Goldstein as Roy Kent
Hannah Waddingham as Rebecca Welton
Juno Temple as Keeley Jones
Brendan Hunt as Coach Beard
Nick Mohammed as Nathan Shelley
Jeremy Swift as Leslie Higgins
Phil Dunster as Jamie Tartt
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