Your Place Or Mine Quotes

The movie Your Place or Mine is about Debbie and Peter. They are best friends and decide to swap houses. The film “Your Place or Mine” stars Reese Witherspoon, Ashton Kutcher, Jesse Williams, and Zoe Chao. It’s a romantic comedy about Debbi from LA and Peter in NY. The release date of the movie “Your Place or Mine” is February 10, 2023.

Your Place Or Mine 2023 Quotes

Minka: I mean, I’m personally allergic to school. After I got the master’s in differential calculus, I was like, “Enough!”

Debbie: I got you the greatest birthday present.
Peter: You got me a Porsche? A 356?
Debbie: No, the 911 in purple, right?

Debbie: I gave you my kid. He is my whole life!
Peter: Which is maybe a problem.

Peter: I never understood why Debbie decided to buy a house on the side of a whole entire hill. I suppose you get used to it after a while, huh?
Jack: No. It continues to suck.

Becca: Look, if this is a waste of my time, I just want to know. Okay?
Peter: Define “waste.”

Your Place Or Mine

2023

The film Your Place or Mine is about Debbie and Peter. It’s a romantic comedy about best friends. The release date of the film “Your Place or Mine” is February 10, 2023.

Cast:
Reese Witherspoon, Ashton Kutcher, Michael Costigan, Jesse Williams, Zoe Chao, Steve Zahn.

Your Place Or Mine 2023 Movie Quotes

Peter: It’s a short-term project, right? That’s what I do. I get in, manage things, no muss, no fuss.
Alicia: I have bad news. Kids are al muss and all fuss.

Jack: Well, you seem kind of bummed out.
Debbie: It’s okay. I’m an adult. A big party of being an adult is being bummed out.

Minka: I like you. I dig this whole sexy, Gen-X, Earth Mama thing you’ve got going on.

Debbie: Well, this degree is practical, which is what you have to be when you’re a single mom.
Scarlet: Right. Tragic!

Alex: You can take my contact and erase it from your phone.
Peter: I don’t have it in my phone.
Alex: Well, then put it in your phone and then erase.

Your Place Or Mine 2023 Film Quotes

Minka: All you have to do is take a chance.
Debbie: No, see, that’s what you don’t get about me, is I don’t take chances.

Peter: Look, he’s not my kid, but I think Jack could use the space.
Debbie: All right, notes on parenting from a guy whose only pet was a goldfish that died in a bong fire.

Jack: You know, my mom always says you’re kind of irresponsible. She calls you, “a rolling stone that gathers no moss.”

Debbie: Happy birthday, much younger person.
Peter: What? We’re the same age.
Debbie: Not in lady years. In lady years, I’m a crone, and somehow, you’ll still be considered sexy at, like, 70, no matter how wrinkled and bald you get.

Debbie: Do you know what Walt Whitman said about the Brooklyn Bridge?
Theo: No, tell me.
Debbie: He said, “It was the best and most effective medicine my soul has yet partaken.”
Theo: That’s a really great quote. Sadly, that’s the Manhattan Bridge.

Peter: Take a break.
Zen: I don’t need a break. I don’t work here.

Peter: How did you get to be so awesome?
Debbie: You know you don’t have to say any of this? I’m going to sleep with you anyway.
Peter: Unbelievable!

Debbie: I don’t think I fit in here.
Minka: I mean, obviously. But you’re with me. Come on.

Debbie: You said you didn’t need me to bring you anything in New York, but do you have any herb plants?
Peter: What?
Debbie: You know, herb plants? Never mind, I’ll just pick some up. You pop them in the windowsill and then you have fresh basil or mint anytime you need to cook with it, or eat it, or just smell it.
Peter: Debbie, please, do not bring soil into my apartment. I’m begging you!

– I hope you get what you want out of this trip. Find yourself a hottie, maybe get waxed.
– Waxed? Oh, “waxed.”
– Waxed.
– Well, that’s just not gonna happen.

Your Place Or Mine Quotes 2023

– Hi, I’m Debbie.
– The Debbie? Peter talks about you all the time! I am a skosh embarrassed. I’m not wearing anything under this.
– Don’t worry. We’ve all done the thing where we knock on the door half-naked for some …

– Do you always answer a question with a question?
– Do you always answer a question to a question with a question?

Peter: I’ve actually written 23 short stories.

– He’s yummy.
– Where are you going? I have no idea what to say to this guy.

– Can I tell you something?
– Immediately.
– The night that Debbie and I spent together, after, I found myself thinking about her.
– You have to tell her.
– It’s too late.

– You and I tell each other everything, right?
– Always.

– So, how’s your love life now?
– Sort of like an old ghost town.

– Hi, Debbie.
– Happy birthday, Peter! Twenty years of friendship. Can you believe it?
– How do you still speak to me?

– Do remember the first night we met?
– Never stops being weird.
– Just so weird.

– My mom always says you’re terrible with women.
– She does?

Seriously? You need to use your words.

Plot Your Place Or Mine (2023) movie

Debbie and Peter meet each other in Los Angeles in 2003. They spent the night together. They are still friends twenty years later and talk every day. But Peter lives in New York and Debbie lives with 13 years old son in Los Angeles.

Becca understands that she wastes her time with Peter and, as a result, she breaks up with him. Debbie wants to get the degree because she doesn’t have enough money. Meanwhile, Peter is between clients, and the babysitter, Scarlett, gets a role in tv series. Eventually, Debbie decides to decline the trip, but Peter wants to help and fly to LA.

When Debbie comes to New York, she meets Minka who is Peter’s ex-girlfriend. Minka helps Debbie to find new people and connections in the elite society in New York. Eventually, it turns out that Peter has secrets and is a talented writer. Debbie recommends him to Theo, the top manager of the national publisher company. As result, they like each other and spend dinner and night together.

Meanwhile, Peter tries to change Jack’s life. He buys expensive premium seats in the game. As result, Jack invites his classmates and hopes to get new friends. Nevertheless, boys ignore him and just use him to see the game. Finally, Jack is frustrated, and Peter realizes that his knowledge of the business world doesn’t work in real life.

While Theo offers Debbie a full-time job as an editor, her son, Jack, is injured in hockey training. Eventually, Debbie realizes that she is in love with somebody else and dumps her one-night lover. While Jack is in the hospital, he admits that it was the best week of his life, and he has new friends.