Vacation Friends 2 2023 Movie Quotes

Vacation Friends 2 Quotes

The movie “Vacation Friends 2” is about friends, attitudes, and lifestyles. Starring John Cena, Meredith Hagner, and Steve Buscemi. Directed by Clay Tarver. The release date of the film “Vacation Friends 2” is August 25, 2023.

Marcus and Emily are newly married. They go to the Caribbean resort on vacation. Ron and Kyla join them on this all-inclusive trip. Marcus wants to do business with the resort owner to win the construction bid for the new hotel in Chicago. Meanwhile, Kyla’s father, Reese, is released from San Quentin. Kids, families, friends. Eventually, it turns out that business is impossible if your friends and family are on vacation with you.

Vacation Friends 2 (2023) Movie Quotes

Warren: Where is my money?
Reese: You mean it wasn’t on the plane? You know, salt water is pretty corrosive, so maybe …

Ron: You two are going to love being parents.
Kyla: It is the best thing that has ever happened to us. I mean, you wouldn’t even believe how different our lives have become. I mean, we’ve grown up. We’ve really settled down. You know?
We’re so boring, I don’t even recognize us anymore.

Ron: I mean look at me. Never thought I was going to be one of those overprotective helicopter dads, but that baby is all I think about.
Kyla: He is obsessed.
Woman: I don’t mean to alarm you, but I just found this crawling under our table. I believe it’s yours?
Kyla: He’s crawling?
Ron: He’s crawling? That’s fu**ing amazing!

Reese: You’re a park ranger.
Ron: I am. It was before that. Like the service service. Special Forces.
Reese: Yes. I could’ve done that. I picked the hard road, pal. Sales. Now that’s war.

Emily: When we first met Ron and Kyla, we thought that they were bat**it crazy.
Marcus: Yes, we did.
Emily: And you know what? We were wrong.
Marcus: No, we were right.

Vacation Friends 2

2023

The film “Vacation Friends 2” is about friends, business, and family. It stars John Cena and Meredith Hagner. Directed by Clay Tarver. The film “Vacation Friends 2” was released on August 25, 2023.

Quotes from Vacation Friends 2 film on Hulu

Kyla: Dad, did you see that?
Reese: There you go, baby. You remembered like I taught you!

Reese: I thought we were friends!

Maurillio: I also have everything under control.

Reese: Relax, relax. We’re not sinking, okay these things can float for days.
Marcus: How the f**k do you know that?
Reese: Imports, exports, remember? I’m telling you, as long as we’re floating, we’re fine.

Ron: Kyla, Marcus is right. Reese is the bad guy here. Ever since he showed up, he turned this relaxing family vacation into chaos.

Cast: Lil Rel Howery, Yvonne Orji, John Cena, Meredith Hagner, and Steve Buscemi.

Vacation Friends 2 Movie Quotes

Veronika: Well, then, I guess there’s just one thing left to ask. How much do you charge? I mean for the whole night. Because if I’m going, I wanna go deep.
Maurillio: Quick question. What exactly are you looking for?
Veronika: Someone to watch my baby.

Reese: You know the idea is to avoid the bullets, right?
Kyla: Dad! Leave Ron alone. He’s doing actually a really good job!

Kyla: Why are there two babies in here?
Maurillio: Because I am very clearly not a killer.

Police: This is the National Cuban Police. You have entered Cuban territory.
Emily: But who the hell are they?
Reese: Must be the local game warders, and they are really strict about snorkeling in Cuba, so come on.

Kyla: I want to introduce you to Ron.
Reese: This is Ron? Kylie, you didn’t say he was a fu**ing gorilla.

Maurillio: An all-expense-paid vacation in exchange for some light babysitting with my favorite little man in the world? Of course, I’d drop everything. Plus, it’s the Caribbean, the land of love and romance.

Kyla: Attention, Marcus and Emily Parker. Please come to the TSA immediately.
Emily: What?
Kyla: You have failed to notify your airline that you are registered s*x of**nders.

Plot Vacation Friends 2 (2023) movie

Marcus and Emily invite Ron, Kyla, and Maurillio to an all-inclusive vacation in the Caribbean. They inform friends that they start trying to have a baby. Meanwhile, Marcus wants to win the bid to construct the hotel in Chicago. He creates the presentation and tries to convince Yeon that his company is the best choice.

Yeon has another opinion and wants to use the old construction company for the new hotel. During the party, Kyla meets her father, Reese. He was released from San Quentin. Ron wishes to have a good impression of the father-in-law. He reveals that he served in the Special Forces, but Reese doesn’t like him.

Marcus goes surfing on the beach. He has never done it before but wants to show Yeon that he isn’t afraid of new things. The experiment was unsuccessful. Meanwhile, Emily confesses that she doesn’t want to have a baby. She is not ready and doesn’t want to change her life. Marcus gets the ovulation tracker, which is scary for his wife.

Marcus is invited to a casino to bond with the hotel team. Yeon is the winner in drinking because that’s the way of bonding in this company. Ron replaces Marcus and beats the Korean boss. Reese takes the whole company on snorkeling, but Cuban police force them to leave their waters. Jerome ran away from the plane in a fire. All the money burned up.

Warren places tourists in a container, but they escape thanks to Ron. Maurillio saves his friends, and Ron buys the life of his father-in-law. The owner of the hotel company refuses to accept Marcus’s company as a construction contractor. Yeon argues with his boss and explains his opinion. Maurillio invited Veronika on the date.