Shrinking Quotes Season 1 Episode 9
The Apple TV+ series Shrinking Quotes Season 1 Episode 9 “Moving Forward”. It stars Jason Segel, Jessica Williams, Christa Miller, Ted McGinley, and Harrison Ford.
Gaby: I’m applying for a professorship.
Paul: A professorship? Gaby, academia is the fifth circle of hell. It goes babies, musicals, magic, kale, academia.
Sean: Now that I got a job, I can finally give you this.
Paul: No prouder moment for a therapist than when his patient pays him rent.
Jimmy: I mean, once you crack the s*x seal, you’re going to keep doing it.
Gaby: Yes.
Jimmy: Plus, I’m really good at it since I started Zumba.
Derek: Want to go with me to get the mail?
Liz: You want me to walk with you to the end of the driveway?
Derek: And back!
Jimmy: What if you invited Meg and her family to Vegas to celebrate with you?
Paul: What are you, nuts? Meg’s barely talking to me, and Mason is ten years old. What’s he going to do, g*mble and w**re?
Sean: Hey, Vegas is for families now.
Jimmy: So, what he’s saying is you and your grandson could g*mble and w**re together.
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Quotes Shrinking Episode 9 on Apple TV+
Paul: Write whatever recommendation you want, and I’ll sign it.
Gaby: Are you sure I’m not putting you out? I could sign it for you too.
Paul: Awesome.
Paul: Why is everybody obsessing about this go*d*mn award?
Sean: What award?
Jimmy: Paul’s been nominated for a Grouchy. They give it to whoever can spend the most time pis*ed off for absolutely no reason.
Sean: You got this in the bag, Paul.
Paul: All right, look, they give you these career achievement things at the last possible moment, when they still think you can make a speech and not just stumble up there and go, “Blah, blah, blah,” and s**t yourself.
Jimmy: If that happens, standing ovation.
Gaby: Hey, D-Train.
Derek: What up, G-Spot?
Gaby: You cool if Liz gave 20 grand to Sean’s new catering business?
Derek: Sure!
Alice: I’m going to help get Liz on board. We can get Gaby to help. Plus, I’ve got a rock.
Sean: I’m going to need you to connect some more dots.
Alice: Liz gives all her best polished rocks to the people she loves the most. She’s only given one to me, Derek and two of her three sons.
Derek: You ever look at this tree? Her graceful trunk. Her sturdy limbs. She’s beautiful.
Liz: Derek, do you wanna f**k that tree?
Derek: I don’t think it’s legal.
Liz: Please tell me that’s not what’s stopping you.
Quotes Shrinking Season 1 Episode 9
Jimmy: He wouldn’t like it if I told you, but my d**k doesn’t like to be called “safe.”
Gaby: What about, like, maybe “bold” or “majestic”? What about “decent”? “Consistent”? How about “working-class d**k”?
Jimmy: Yes, he likes it. He likes it.
Gaby: Oh, s**t. He loves it.
Jimmy: I like that. I got to consult with me union.
Nico: I mean, you’re still the funniest, sexiest woman I’ve ever seen.
Gaby: Oh, God! I’m so annoyed this is working.
Gaby: Retired, and with that head of hair? The world is yours.
Lisa: I don’t have to explain to you about my mom’s narcissism. Or the fact that it’s not codependent that my whole family goes to the mall with my cousin when he needs a new suit.
Gaby: Well, we are a communal people.
Lisa: Thank you.
Gaby: But seriously, your family is codependent as hell.
Gaby: Hey, you are not your mistakes.
Lisa: But my boss thinks I’m an idiot now.
Gaby: That’s your mom’s voice, not your boss’s. You are not an idiot.
Jimmy: Steven, come on. We’re getting out of here.
Steven: What are these for?
Jimmy: Joy!
Plot Shrinking Season 1 Episode 9
Shrinking Quotes Season 1 Episode 9. Moving Forward.
Jimmy and his patient go to the stadium to say goodbye to Steven’s mom. Unfortunately, the guard of the stadium didn’t allow them to complete the ritual. Gaby helps Lisa to realize that her mother is not her boss. Paul receives the award not from the association but from his patient as well.
Jimmy offers Paul to invite his daughter and grandson to Vegas. But Paul refuses because he can’t understand how the family can entertain in Vegas. It turns out that Meg loves Vegas, but Mason takes part in a school play on weekend.
Gaby meets Julie at Paul’s house. She asks Paul to sign the recommendation for a professorship. Eventually, Sean and Alice ask Liz to invest in the catering business. Derek doesn’t mind supporting the business and investing $20K.
Paul invites Julie to fly on weekend. Finally, they visit the school play and see his grandson, Mason. Meg is happy that her father finds time for the family. Alice forgot the birthday of her own mother, but Jimmy remembered the birthday of his wife.
Cast Shrinking Season 1
TV Show Shrinking Quotes Season 1
Cast:
Jason Segel as Jimmy Laird
Jessica Williams as Gaby
Luke Tennie as Sean
Lukita Maxwell as Alice
Christa Miller as Liz
Harrison Ford as Dr. Paul Rhodes
Ted McGinley as Derek
Michael Urie as Brian
