
Murder Mystery 2 Quotes
The Netflix movie “Murder Mystery 2” (2023) is about a private detective agency where Nick and Audrey Spitz work. It stars Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. The comedy was directed by Jeremy Garelick. The release date of the film Murder Mystery 2 is March 31, 2023.
Murder Mystery 2 Movie Quotes
Nick: Well, now you know why the kidnapper needs $70 million. For the heating bill.

Audrey Spitz: I have to tell you; Paris is my favorite city in the world.
Claudette: When was the last time you were there?
Audrey: I’ve actually not been there. But I just know from the movies and from the pictures and …
Nick Spitz: This is personal.
Audrey Spitz: It’s Vik.
Nick: He means a lot of us.
Audrey: So, we’ll find out who did this.
Nick: A hundred percent.
Audrey: And find out why they did this. And we’re gonna get Vik back, okay?
Nick: We’re gonna do this for the low, low price of $25 million.

Miller: You’ve done hostage negotiation?
Nick Spitz: I’m married to this lady. Everything’s a negotiation.

Audrey Spitz: Honey, this is the guy that wrote the test. The test you need to take to get licensed.
Nick Spitz: I was a real cop. I don’t need some piece of paper telling me I know what I’m doing.
Murder Mystery 2
2023
The film “Murder Mystery 2” is about Audrey and Nick Spitz. Starring Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler. The Netflix movie Murder Mystery 2 will be released on March 31, 2023.
Murder Mystery 2 Film Quotes
Countess Sekou: There’s the “taking-a-toll-on-the-marriage” thing.
Audrey Spitz: Excuse me! At least we are married!
Nick Spitz: Yes! Calm down. This is how we communicate. We’re from New York.
Nick Spitz: Shoot this guy!
Audrey Spitz: Can I shoot him in the leg? I don’t want to kill anybody else!
Nick: What is the difference? You’re already a murderer!
Audrey: I don’t want to be a mass murderer!
Nick: What happened to the accent?
Pilot: It’s back in Jersey.
Audrey Spitz: What? Oh my God!
Nick Spitz: Sweetheart, you’re not just a mass murderer. You’re an axe murderer!
Murder Mystery 2 Movie Quotes 2023
Miller: You take the gun.
Audrey Spitz: I’ll take the gun. I got the phone, and you got the money.
Miller: When they call, I want you to follow the three rules of ransom drops from Chapter 12 of my book. Can you do that? Remember what they are?
Audrey: Number one. Follow all reasonable instructions.
Miller: Yes.
Audrey: Number two. Do not hand off the ransom until you see the kidnappee.
Miller: Exactly.
Audrey: And number three. Do no go to a secondary location with them.
Miller: Mr. Spitz, can you handle a gun?
Nick Spitz: Yes. I told you; I was on the force. What?
Audrey Spitz: I just think maybe I should handle it.
Nick: You should handle it? My aim? My aim is fine. Why are you saying this?
Audrey: He can’t hear …
Nick: That’s like me saying you wear Spanx in front of a supermodel.
Nick: What did we give out at our wedding?
Audrey: Flip-flops!
Audrey: A gift box!
Nick: Earrings? iPhones! Those will get you in trouble.
Audrey: You promise?
Detective: You must be the Spitz’s.
Audrey: Yes.
Detective: Your reputations precede you.
Nick: There you go.
Detective: Not in a positive way, I’m afraid.
Audrey: Okay.
Voice on phone: Deliver 50 million dollars to the Arc de Triomphe in Paris or the Maharajah dies.
Nick: Well, you always wanted to go to Paris.
Audrey Spitz: Remember what happened last time we were on a getaway?
Nick Spitz: Yeah, some people died.
Audrey Spitz: Not some. A lot of people.
Nick Spitz: You think five people dying is a lot?
Audrey: Where’d he come from?
Nick: He’s going to walk into the flames?
Audrey: He walked right in.
Nick: He’s got the case!
Audrey: No! Oh my God!
Nick: God! Now I’m very confused!
Nick: The Maharajah’s been kidnapped. And all of you are suspects.
Audrey: We’re not going to be invited anywhere ever again.
Colonel: It’s not the Maharajah.
Nick: This is a distraction.
Audrey: From what?
Nick: From the escape.
Plot Murder Mystery 2 (2023) movie
Audrey and Nick Spitz opened a private investigating agency, but they don’t have a lot of clients. The Maharajah, their old friend, invites them to his wedding on the private island. Everything is perfect on the island. They receive new earrings, iPhones, and gifts. Suddenly, The Maharajah is kidnapped at the rehearsal dinner and his bodyguard was killed.
Audrey and Nick want to find the kidnappers. It turns out that everybody has a motive for the crime. Claudette, the bride, signed a brutal prenup and will receive nothing in case of divorce. Francisco steals money from the company. The ex-bride is jealous because Maharajah broke up with her.
Muller, the real detective, comes to the island eventually. The criminals inform that they will take ransom in Paris. They want to say only with Nick Spitz. As result, all wedding guests fly to Paris. While Audrey and Nick were trying to give the ransom, they were captured by kidnappers. Spitz couple gets rid of criminals but lost the ransom, and the police blame them for kidnapping.
Inspector Delacroix gives his car to Spitz. As a result, they go to the castle and realize that Countess Sekou stole the ransom. After the fight, Countess and Imani eliminate each other and Spitz takes Lamborghini. Eventually, Audrey and Nick meet Muller on Eiffel Tower and realize that he was the kidnapper. At the same time, Audrey realizes that sister Saira lies and she is the client who ordered the killing of Maharajah.
Murder Mystery 2
2023
Cast:
Adam Sandler as Nick Spitz
Jennifer Aniston as Audrey Spitz
Mark Strong as Miller
Melanie Laurent as Claudette
Jodie Turner-Smith as Countess Sekou
John Kani as Colonel Ulenga
Kuhoo Verma as Saira
Dany Boon as Inspector Delacroix
Adeel Akhtar as The Maharajah
Enrique Arce as Francisco
Genre: comedy, action
Release date: March 31, 2023