Family Switch Quotes
The movie “Family Switch ” is about marriage and parenthood. It stars Jennifer Garner and Ed Helms. Directed by McG. The film’s release date is November 30, 2023.
Family Switch 2023 Movie Quotes
Wyatt: I would love for you to know what it’s like to be me.
Bill: Believe it or not, I was young once.
Wyatt: Like 10,000 years ago?
Bill: Honestly, I want to be you. I’d kill to eat a dozen doughnuts and have it burn right off.
Jess: I think I just peed.
CC: One of the many joys of childbirth. Thank yourself for that.
– You’re fine?
– Really good.
– You look like you got dressed at a Goodwill. You’re not fine.
Angelica: I bet you work too hard.
CC: How does she know that, Mom?
Jess: Because if she said Dad worked too hard, it would be sexist. It’s not magic. It’s performative liberalism.
Family Switch
2023
Quotes from Family Switch 2023 Film on Netflix
Coach: Don’t do what I did when I had my shot and thought about everything that could go wrong. Could mean the difference between international athletic glory and coaching high school soccer and teaching science.
Emma: How do we play the song without sheet music?
Bill: How did Luke Skywalker blow up the Death Star without his computer?
Emma: I don’t know what that means. I was born in 2008.
Wyatt: It’s a quintuple planetary alignment. It’s a galactic confluence of the highest order of magnitude. It’s my interstellar white whale.
Bill: Okay, seriously, who’s his real father?
Bill: I can teach you how to drive.
Wyatt: Gasoline engines are an abuse of science.
Jess: You driving it to work now that it’s done? Show it off?
Bill: You kidding me? You put this much time into a car, you don’t drive it.
Quotes from Family Switch Movie
Bill: How about joining us in the physical world?
Jess: Five minutes.
Wyatt: I tried the physical realm. I will take the digital realm.
CC: We’re Walkers, and Walkers never quit.
Jess: Not true. We always turn a movie off before it’s over.
Rolf: Listen, I think the dog and the baby are spending too much time together.
Bill: You stole my first kiss?
Wyatt: No. I pulled away.
Bill: You rejected Ariana? On my behalf?
Wyatt: I detect sarcasm, which is universally regarded as the lowest form of humor.
CC: When do you find out if you got into college early? I would really love to help you pack.
Teacher: Your work is exquisite.
Bill: No, my 1999 PSA-graded 10 holo Charizard is exquisite.
Jess: I worry that we’re all kind of disconnected.
Bill: Sorry, did you ask me something?
Jess: I have a cute holiday sweater. I want a picture. We are gonna make a happy memory as a family.
Plot Family Switch (2023) movie
Jess and Bill have three kids. They have been married for a long time. Jess tries to make a happy Christmas, but teenagers don’t listen to their parents. The whole family goes to the planetarium. While they were arguing with each other, the Universe made their wishes true. When they woke up the following day, they switched their bodies.
However, this day is special. First, Jess must make the perfect presentation to receive the company partnership. Second, CC might be a soccer player on the national team. Third, Wyatt has a college interview at Yale University. And last, Bill is dreaming about the performance on the show. Eventually, all of them failed to complete the mission.
Bill refuses to kiss Ariana, and that’s why Wyatt is frustrated. CC eats the ice cream and embarrasses herself before the important client. Jess catches the ball on the soccer field. Wyatt just ran away. The youngest son transforms into a dog.
Every member of the family has issues. Jess is a perfectionist, and she expects the same from her kids. CC wants to go to something other than college. Wyatt is too shy and allows the bully to hurt him. Bill is a dreamer and old-fashioned.
Family Switch
2023
Cast:
Jennifer Garner as Jess Walker
Ed Helms as Bill Walker
Emma Myers as CC Walker
Brady Noon as Wyatt Walker
Rita Moreno as Angelica Walker
Matthias Schweighofer as Rolf
Bashir Salahuddin as Molson
Ilia Isorelys Paulino as Kara
Genre: comedy
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