Abbott Elementary Quotes Season 2 Episode 16
The tv series Abbott Elementary Quotes Season 1 Episode 16Â “Teacher Conference”. It stars Quinta Brunson and Tyler James Williams.
Janine: You are a weirdo.
Gregory: That’s an upsetting turn.
Janine: No, I mean that in a good way. I think that everyone deserves to be with someone who likes them exactly as is.
Barbara: The only keynote I plan on listening to is the sweet, sweet hum of the indoor pool filter.
Melissa: Yes, I’ll know I nailed this conference if it takes me a week to get the chlorine smell out of my hair.
Kristin Marie: Draemond Winding, Legendary Charter jabroni, is coming for Abbott.
Melissa: Who told you this?
Kristin Marie: It’s PECSA weekend, people talk. He’s set on turning youse guys’ charter.
Melissa: I’ve been looking for a good fight ever since my exterminator died.
Janine: You still thinking about the breakup?
Gregory: Well, it did happen yesterday. Yes. But to be completely honest with you, it’s not even that. Why am I always the one who gets dumped? You know? Like, based on the evidence, it’s got to be me, right?
Amber: I don’t think we’re on the same page again.
Gregory: Well, I’m on page nine.
Abbott Elementary
The tv show Abbott Elementary is about teachers working in public schools.
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Abbott Elementary Quotes Episode 16
Janine: Like, when I hang up with my Internet provider after they finish helping me reset my Internet, and I say “Okay, I love you, bye,” do I really love my Internet provider? No. Because their network’s unreliable, and I’m dating Maurice, so …
Janine: It is not you. It’s dating. The only silver lining to dating is you only have to be right about someone once. That kind of makes it feel not as bad.
Gregory: That’s a good perspective.
Amber: The weekend couldn’t get here fast enough. Work was a lot this week. Very excited for a breather.
Gregory: I can’t wait to show you what I have planned. We have snowshoeing, a coal jewelry workshop, and tree-ventures just to start.
Amber: I thought we were going to be, like, relaxing – in a hot tub.
Gregory: We are, after the firewood harvesting forum.
Amber: Seems like you have a lot planned.
Gregory: That’s the best way to relax. On a strict schedule.
Amber: I don’t want to do any of this.
Gregory: What do you want to do?
Amber: Nothing. I want to do nothing.
Teacher: Watch where you’re going, clearance section.
Kristin Marie: Excuse me?
Teacher: Oh, could you not hear me over your loud-a** outfit?
Melissa: Whoa! You throwing stones with those extensions? You look like you get your hair done at the mall.
Kristin Marie: In the parking lot.
Melissa: You show your hairdresser a picture of Beetlejuice and go, “Do that”?
Kristin Marie: Yes, how many black eyes did Beetlejuice have again? Was it one or two?
Melissa: I forget.
Kristin Marie: Let’s say two.
Melissa: Let’s say two. We still got it.
Kristin Marie: Yes, we do.
Plot Abbott Elementary Season 2 Episode 16
Abbott Elementary Quotes Season 2 Episode 16. Teacher Conference.
Jacob and Janine are excited to visit the annual Pennsylvania Educational Conference for the Southeast Area (PECSA). Meanwhile, Barbara and Melissa are shown at the conference, but they use it for chilling out in the pool.
Jacob finds himself charmed by the Addington teachers. He is a star among Addington school teachers because they are common interests. Melissa competes with her own sister. Finally, Kristin Marie informs her that auditor comes to Abbott school.
Cast Abbott Elementary Season 2
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Cast:
Quinta Brunson as Janine Teagues
Tyler James Williams as Gregory Eddie
Janelle James as Ava Coleman
Lisa Ann Walter as Melissa Schemmenti
Chris Perfetti as Jacob Hill
Sheryl Lee Ralph as Barbara Howard
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